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Did not work as well as you might think in recent zombie crowd trials
car-b-que
Check it out, Road Warriors. Here’s a neat trick for getting your calories in on those treacherous trips through the wastelands and it is using your fuel for two things as once… that just makes good economical sense.
Blinged Out Custom Rifle for the Little Girl Zombie Hunter
Had to pass on this one… you know… cause it wasn’t Hello Kitty… so it doesn’t match my tattoos. All in all, it is a good way to keep people from being afraid of or wanting to steal your assault rifle. Tests confirm the psychological effects of this gun are negligible on zombies and the stickers make the weapon system too embarrassing for discerning robots to assimilate.
Zombie Head Decanter
And you thought your luxury bunker retreat spa had everything….shame on ya.
Chainsaw Bayonet Attachment Offers More Ways To Mow Zombies Down
So you are one of the few who didn’t stare at the pretty lights and perhaps even more fortunately you are part of the miniscule demographic that that also has a chainsaw bayonet. Congratulations. Every one laughed, but you stood resolute and now you are prepared for the alien hedge row onslaught. Your foresight may well have saved humanity. A hearty thanks and a cheerful “Huza!” to you.
Scouting An Abandoned Cold War Missile Base Hidden In The Adirondacks
I know we have covered this one before, but certainly this deserves an update. At the link you will find a more thorough walk through of the complex and you will notice that the cost has come down. Nice place. Only down side is that everyone in the area knows where it is and every on else knows where the area is. Bad opsec, cool place. It could use a little sprucing up. Enjoy subterranean abode pictures.
When Good Lawn Ornaments Go Bad
Get ready, folks. When they run out of flamingos, guess who’s next.
Inside A $1.5 Million Cave House – Yahoo! Real Estate
The 37-acre Chulo Canyon Cave House was created by mining granite boulders and excavating blasted rocks.
Photo: Bisbee RealtyLocals refer to it as the Cave House and the nickname is apt. Sitting on 37 acres just outside of Bisbee, AZ, a mining town-turned-Baby Boomer retirement haven about 80 miles from Tucson, the Chulo Canyon Cave House is carved into an outcropping of granite boulder, extending more than 2,000-square feet into a desert grotto.
The strange and unusual dwelling is up for grabs and could be yours for $1.5 million. It occupies 2,890-square feet of living space and comes with a 890-square foot guest house, a subterranean game room underneath the guest house, a library building, a stand-alone workshop space, a separate home office, and a carport. The main house features rough petrous walls, rock and cement ceilings, and potable wall water seep that is collected from a natural spring. There’s a glass-walled sunroom, a commercial-grade kitchen with stained glass cabinets and mosaic tiling, an-eight person dining room, a sunken living room, two full bathrooms, a sleep loft with walk-in closet tucked below underneath the loft stairs, and a back room that is currently used as an exercise and yoga room.
In pictures: Inside A $1.5 Million Cave House
The desert abode was built by the current owner, specifically the current owner’s late husband who recently passed away. “It’s technically a man made cave that was actually blasted out of the rock existing there,” explains Jean Noreen, a Realtor with Bisbee Realty and the listing agent for the Cave House. ”But it has all of the good qualities of a cave for living like it stays the same temperature all year round.” Maintaining a so-called ‘rock temperature,’ the house never slides below 66 degrees Fahrenheit or above 72 degrees.
The main house greets guest with a wall of windows before extending back into the cave.
Photo: Bisbee RealtyCreating this man-made cavern home meant recruiting a mining engineer who, using the Swedish straight wall mining technique, injected the ceilings with roof bolts and excavated blasted rock with ammonium nitrate.
But as attention-grabbing as the stone-forged main lair is, the property’s zaniness doesn’t end there. Starting with the pools, which are not your typical chlorinated in-grounds. Rather, the home’s natural pools are a short hike away, up the side of a nearby mountain and fed by a freshwater creek for six to eight months out of the year. The higher up the mountain you climb the more pools you have to choose from. The owners also installed a carefully camouflaged hot tub.
A perk of living in a cave is consistent temperature, which stays between 66 and 72 degrees.
Photo: Bisbee RealtyThe other buildings on the premises peddle some secretive amenities, too. Lying below the two-story guest house is a game room with a separate entrance. The subterranean space is constructed of cement blocks and fluorescent lighting. The nearby library building, also constructed of cement blocks, doubles as a safe house, with a back room accessible through a roll-down metal security door hidden behind a sliding glass door. The back room is equipped with a Murphy bed, an air conditioner, an antique vault and a climate-controlled gun safe.
The property boasts a series of natural pools that fill with water from a nearby creek
Photo: Bisbee RealtyThe Cave House has graced the Multiple Listing Services sporadically for years. “When we first put it on we did so for close to $3 million,” says Noreen. The price bumped down to $1.5 million last year, when the owners decided they were truly serious about selling. But despite the 50% price chop, a buyer has yet to put up an accepted offer. Noreen believes it will be nontraditional home buyers that ultimately purchase this pad: “It would make a great retreat for something like a yoga retreat or as an alternative healing place. It’s very peaceful.”
The real estate market in Bisbee has suffered its share of foreclosures in the past several years and prices plunged about 20% from their early 2008 highs, according to Zillow. Now home prices are cautiously inching back up. Noreen says homes are selling at prices that haven’t been seen since the late 1990s. “We’ve actually been really active…and we have a whole realm of people coming in to buy at these lower prices,” she remarks. Now to find a well-off a New Age nature-lover who wants to plunk down seven figures to live in a cave.
In pictures: Inside A $1.5 Million Cave House
Zombies are naturally afraid of underground. Common knowledge. It reminds them of the grave they escaped. Also, fallout and EMP’s fear all things subterranean. Animatronic crooners, however, will go anywhere they smell booze. Fair warning.
How to Field Dress a Squirrel | The Art of Manliness
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MAKE | The Zombie Hammer, Now with Skull Ejector
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